I want to be the girl with the most cake
Mostly a place for photos and maybe some rants. But they'll be funny I promise. I'll probably also have a lot of posts about food since I'm a triple threat with intollerances (gluten, sugar and dairy). That sounds like it would make me nerdy, but it's more likely my love for crossword puzzles and ability to name any Seinfeld episode within 30 seconds that rounds out my nerdiness.
An Ode to Kurt Cobain (that I wish I'd written)
1:59 pm, by beadsarentcheap
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“He’s the exact opposite of everything I really hate.”
LOVE.
Doll Parts (1994) :: Hole
Heeled rainboots:
Jeans without back pockets:
Ed Hardy:
Mine please.
WOOT!!!!!
Bryan Cranston says that Breaking Bad will return in July
Bryan Cranston’s word is bond, son, so probably count on it.
Just tried to come up with some Breaking Bad-themed menu items for a return party, but so far nothing that isn’t unsettling. Maybe pancakes?
Dying.
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, COULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY GOD DAMNED LITTERBOX?
So you don’t want to be a part of the show. You want to just be a guest star on the show?Yes.
otp: amy/Law & Order franchise - requested by anon
Yeah. Well, you know, I’ve been lucky enough to meet Mariska Hargitay. She’s so great and cool. And I always wanted to play a character like that on TV where you get to like really quietly lean in and say, “You can’t hurt those little girls anymore.” Don’t you wish you could do that? Don’t you wish you can play like a badass on TV?
If you were physically incapacitated and could watch only one show for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Law & Order. I panic that there will be a time when it isn’t on TV. When I’m not in New York it makes me miss New York. I think about all the people angry that their streets are being closed off [cackles]. And I feel like Jerry Orbach might be someone that I will get to meet in Heaven.
If you could step into the character of any of your fellow lead actress nominees, comedy or drama, who would it be and why?
Mariska Hargitay from “Law & Order: SVU.” First of all, I would just like to step into Mariska’s body. She and (co-star Christopher) Meloni were shooting in New York the other day and I waddled past them, all pregnant, and they looked so badass. Mariska had a badass, well-tailored pantsuit on with a very visible gun. I want to wear a very tight pantsuit with a visible gun and lean over, and whisper in a perp’s face, “You aren’t allowed to hurt those little girls anymore.” That’s what I want to do. I really want to rough up a perp.
(Source: amypoehler)
Someone photoshop me into this photo ASAP.
The Artist’s Uggie didn’t get a Best Dog nomination, but he still got an Oscar!
